“You think that if you’re going to put ‘media personality’ in your bio you should at least have, you know, a personality? It’s literally there in the title.”
She paused in her reading to look over her glasses at me. “Jesus Christ, what is it this time?”
“I’m just saying. One of the guys I hate-follow is complaining about how tons of people—apparently—watch his content but only a small fraction of them actually subscribe to his channel. And, watching his content for longer than a minute, it’s apparent why. He’s got about as much character as a wet piece of cardboard.”
She sighed and folded her newspaper. “I have questions.”
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